When will men stop putting themselves at risk for fashions sake?
I have this belt buckle but I can’t find it. I’ve searched for it everywhere. I think about it every day and it make me sad because I don’t lose things. This is why I don’t have kids because I can’t keep track of what I treasure most. But I have other belt buckles, they’re pretty good but they’re not this one. [stares out rainy window, fondles inadequate belt buckle]